This is a short video from National Geographic highlighting the unusual ways some animals sleep. Walruses and hippos are weird. You know how I like to sleep? BUTT-ASS NAKED AND SPREAD OUT LIKE A STARFISH. My girlfriend hates it. Or at least I imagine she would if she were real and not just a make-believe someone I say things to like, "Wow, that smells great, honey! Whatcha cooking in there?" even though it was me who just put a Kid Cuisine in the microwave a minute earlier.
Keep going for the video, then let's all take naps in our cars after lunch.
Thanks to Andrea, who sleeps in the bath and may or may not be a mermaid. Just don't forget to add salt to the water (I've seen Splash, I know what's up).