Time (To Roll Up A Newspaper): Giant Spider Timepiece

September 3, 2015


This is the Arachnophobia timepiece created by luxury watchmaker MB&F. It looks like a giant mechanical spider. I am going to get one for my desk here at work. Just kidding, they cost $16,000 - $18,000, which means the closest one will ever come to my desk are the pictures I just edited of them on my computer. So in a way I kind of DO have one on my desk. I also have a bunch of luxury cars and supermodels. "You live a sad life, GW." I live the SADDEST life. If crying yourself to sleep were an Olympic sport they wouldn't even let me compete I'm so good at it.

Keep going for a couple more shots, including one mounted on the wall for extra realism.





  • Helder Cervantes

    I'll have the gold one pls

  • Cinder Blocks

    Maybe it's just me, but there has been WAY too much spider on this site lately. And by "WAY too much," I mean any.

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    GW is trying to allie the spiderbros for the coming war on robot-kind

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