The Tarzan Boat: Buy Your Own Floating Waterpark

September 10, 2015


The Tarzan Boat is a boat with a bunch of jumping platforms and trampolines and rope swings and a slide attached. Sadly, there is no circus cannon. It still looks like a great time though. Unfortunately, they cost $65,000 and up, making it far more cost effective to score some acid, a kiddie pool, and some of those giant foam noodles. Trust me, you won't know the difference.

Hit the jump for a commercial for the thing. It's a shame they didn't make it look like a pirate ship.

Thanks to Taylor A, who agrees there should at least be a catapult or trebuchet you can ride.

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