The Joker Crawling Out Of The Ground Lawn Ornament

September 10, 2015


Ever wanted a semi-realistic Joker crawling out of your flower bed? Well you are IN LUCK MY INTERNET FRIEND, because ThinkGeek is selling this DC Joker Ground Breaker lawn ornament ($90) just for people like you. It measures 36" wide, 24" deep and 10" tall and is recommended to display with a motion-sensitive spotlight to really get people shitting themselves. And just in time for Halloween! A little low on cash right now? Save up and buy one in time to scare carolers during Christmas! REALLY low on cash right now? Focus on feeding yourself, lawn ornaments really aren't that important. I've never owned a lawn ornament in my life and look how I turned out. "You're miserable." I should have bought that f***ing gnome when I had the chance!

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Thanks to Closet Nerd, who has no need for a Joker lawn ornament in his closet but bought one anyway.

  • iofo61

    The Joker is a fucking zombie now? Enough.

  • v85rawdeal

    Guaranteed to keep burglars away (until they steal the ornament)

  • TheQiwiMan

    So he cuts off his own face... then wears his own face as a disguise?

    Joker, buddy, you're doin it wrong.

  • Closet Nerd

    I'm famous!!!!!!!
    .....just sayin'

  • sweetooth0

    that knife must have a very long handle. way too much handle showing, looks awkward as hell, but otherwise pretty cool.

  • Royalblueduck

    Knife isn't included, but one could insert something a little more perverted into it as well......

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