The StashPad is a giant flask that loosely looks like a tablet. It holds 12-ounces of booze and has a separate compartment big enough to store four "cigars." Suuuuuure -- cigars. *wink* No, I wasn't winking at you, I was winking at the guy behind you. NICE HAT, BRO. Sadly, the StashPad did not meet its Kickstarter funding goal and might never see the light of day. That makes me kinda sad because I sort of have a thing for drinking and electronics. One time I had a party at my place but nobody showed up so I did bodyshots with my PS4. Now she's all sticky and doesn't work anymore.
Keep going for several more shots.