So, It's Come To This: Star Wars Coffee-Mate Creamers

September 18, 2015


Because this is the world we live in, these are the Star Wars character themed Coffee-Mate creamers (I actually saw the R2-D2 one at the grocery store yesterday, I love grocery shopping!). Apparently everybody wants on that Star Wars bandwagon, even coffee creamer companies. Me? I gave up my seat on the bandwagon to a woman carrying a young boy because I am a DECENT HUMAN BEING. Plus I needed to hop off and pee anyways. There is nothing Star Wars about these except for the packaging. Also, if you ever catch yourself collecting plastic coffee creamer bottles you need to take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror.

Keep going for a video in case you needed to see a video about Star Wars themed coffee creamer packaging.

  • Bubbubsky

    Next up: Star Wars-themed tampons!

  • If they are Jar Jar themed it would seem appropriate.

  • Bubbubsky

    They'll save that for the butt plug.

  • Gene Kaufman

    Lando isn't here because his coffee would be black.

    I'm already leaving.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    "Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made!"

  • Darren John Haden Ford

    It does go to show you can sell anything to anyone if slap a picture something they like on it. Weather thay want it or not

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  • Mark

    No Jar-Jar flavor?

  • shashi

    rejected by focus groups for its nutty aftertaste

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I didn't click the link, but I can only imagine it's a clip from 'The Spy Who Shagged Me'.

    If not, my reference game isn't as strong as I thought...

    EDIT: Yup, I don't even need a digital Marzipan to tell me that I'm "on point!"

  • I love Star Wars, but still won't buy Coffee-Mate. It's total shit.

  • Andrew Newton

    Alright world, we get it. We've all creamed our pants over the new Star Wars movie. It doesn't mean I want to recreate this with my morning coffee.

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