Boo-Boos are adhesive bandages designed by Sherwood Forlee that make your little paper cut look like you're about to f***ing die. The come in (from top to bottom): slashing sharp-force trauma (with sutures), chemical burn, skin ulcer with skin slip, decubitus ulcer with maggot infestation, and small caliber gunshot. $10 gets four of each design in 3" x 0.75" bandages. Need a bandage bigger than that? You might want to consider going to the hospital. Just kidding, I never go to the hospital, that's why I look like a really beat up Jason Statham. "No, you look like Frankenstein." It's true, only mad scientists will work on me now.
Keep going for several shots of the exact reason why they should be available in different skin-tones.
Thanks Sherwood, and keep doing what you're doing. I think. I'm not sure.