Because soon every product will be available with a Star Wars theme (I honestly thought we were already there), these are the officially licensed Chewbacca fur-lined Crocs. They are available in both children's sizes ($40) and adult sizes ($60) up to a men's 13. Of course if you are old enough to wear a size 13 and buy a pair of Chewbacca fur-lined Crocs you need to take a long, hard look at yourself in the mirror and realize....just how cool you are and how amazing your style is. And they only cost $60 -- you are the king! But seriously if I knew they weren't going to smell or give me athlete's foot on my hands I would take those things off your feet and beat you with them.
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Thanks to Daniel, who informed me these are not the pieces of shit he's looking for. Honestly, I've never owned Crocs before but I've always wanted a pair.