NASA Releases Most High-Resolution Shot Of Pluto Ever

September 28, 2015


Note: Larger version HERE. Full-res 65MB version available at NASA's website HERE in case you want to look for aliens (I counted seven).

This is the most detailed shot of Pluto ever taken, captured by the New Horizons probe during its flyby of the dwarf planet in July. It looks like there was a pretty serious war there in the southern hemisphere. A real BLOODBATH. There must be millions and millions of dead alien bodies down there. "That's not blood." You don't know that's not blood. "It's the result of hydrocarbon molecules formed by cosmic rays and ultraviolet light interacting with methane." WHAT? Shit, you really are smart. You mind taking this test for me? "This is a Buzzfeed quiz." Yeah yeah, just get a 10/10 so I can post it on my Facebook wall and look smart. "This is a 'What Golden Girls Character Are You' quiz. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET ME ROSE.

Thanks to Ssssssssimon, whose name is presumably pronounced like you're a snake talking.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    "Color enhanced" eh? I know it's scientifically useful but it makes me sad that Nasa still publishes false color images as if they are the visible light spectrum. The universe is really disappointingly bland looking.

  • Ewan le Roux

    Pluto is a Planet :-D it was declared a planet once again in 2014! also the original decision to remove Pluto from the planets back in the 2006 IAU vote was trash, most of the attendees have gone home and only 424 of the organisations nearly 10 000 members were present, and when the organizers offered the gathering the chance to reconsider Pluto's demotion “they voted not to vote again because they wanted to go to lunch, so that was the end of it.” But you can read up more about that on

    Pluto FTW

  • PhilipDrake

    Do people honestly look at this and believe this is REALLY a planet that is floating in the "cosmos"? The earth is FLAT. We are WITHIN the firmament and CANNOT GET OUT. Space does NOT exist. Scoff all that you want, but look at Mark Sargent "Flat Earth Clues" series, Jeranism, Eric Dubay, Wayki Wayki, Mr Thrive And Survive, Patricia Steere, and MANY MANY others, as the AWAKENING is happening, and you really need to see the WORLD for what it TRULY is. I have contacted Geekologie NUMEROUS times to look at the FACTS presented that we do not live on a globe, but rather a FLAT plane, and he either refuses to look at the irrefutable FACTS, OR he is part of the disinformation internet shills put out to perpetuate the FALSE "reality" that we are IMPRISONED within. PLEASE, ANYONE reading this, look up FLAT EARTH CLUES on youtube and go from there. Eric Dubay lays out the math and FACTS, and Jeranism as well. And on and on.......

  • Meak

    Your brain is also flat.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    I flew from England to Australia one way round the globe and then back a weeks later the other way round the globe. No edges in sight.

  • timeiskey

    thats because when you fly to the other side of the flat earth it causes a pime taradox

  • I came.

  • That's no moon!!!

  • Ozolz .

    So its basically Mars with a cold.

  • Xockszky

    See? It's obviously a planet!

  • The_Wretched

    Check the scale, it's not a planet.

  • timeiskey

    its not the scale. its the orbit.

    it doesnt orbit only around the sun, causing it to be a secondary satelite or some shit

  • Jenness

    It will always be a planet to me. I never doubted you Pluto!

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