This is a guide to follow if you want to watch all the Marvel universe movies and television shows in chronological order. Is it accurate? No clue. Do you actually need to watch anything in chronological order? Not really. But here it is anyway in case you ever break both your legs (or I break them for you) and you find yourself stuck in bed for months. And for the record -- I will scratch inside your cast with a coat hanger, but I will not bathe you. "Feed me like a baby bird?" That's a given.
Thanks to carey, who agrees chronological order is overrated. Fast food orders are where it's at.