The Kansas State marching band has been accused of forming a giant penis during their halftime show against South Dakota, and proceeding to have their arch-rival University of Kansas Jayhawks mascot eat it. It is probably the most exhillirating thing a marching band has ever done, and I would have loved to have been part of that shaft. The band claims they weren't actually a penis though, they were the Starship Enterprise. That would have to be the worst looking Starship Enterprise I have ever seen. It is not, however, the worst looking penis. You do the math. "8=====D?" Looks right to me.
Hit the jump for a video as well as a diagram the band released of what they claim they were trying to form. The school has been fined $5,000 and told to grow up.
Director of the K-State Marching Band
Thanks to everyone who sent this, who clearly know I can see a penis shape in just about anything.