Marching Band Forms Giant Penis During Halftime Show

September 9, 2015


The Kansas State marching band has been accused of forming a giant penis during their halftime show against South Dakota, and proceeding to have their arch-rival University of Kansas Jayhawks mascot eat it. It is probably the most exhillirating thing a marching band has ever done, and I would have loved to have been part of that shaft. The band claims they weren't actually a penis though, they were the Starship Enterprise. That would have to be the worst looking Starship Enterprise I have ever seen. It is not, however, the worst looking penis. You do the math. "8=====D?" Looks right to me.

Hit the jump for a video as well as a diagram the band released of what they claim they were trying to form. The school has been fined $5,000 and told to grow up.

"The chart below represents the drill from tonight's show. There was absolutely no intent to display anything other than the Enterprise and the Jayhawk in battle. If I am guilty of anything it would be the inability to teach the drill in a manner that these young people could have succeeded. I do apologize for the misinterpretation and I assure you that I meant absolutely no disrespect or malice toward the University of Kansas."

Frank Tracz
Director of the K-State Marching Band


Thanks to everyone who sent this, who clearly know I can see a penis shape in just about anything.

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