Seen here looking like he hopped straight out of an infomercial, Tom Scott shows off the 12 keyboard array he put together to have a button for every single emoji available in Unicode 8. That is over 1,000 emojis. It is hands down the most useless thing you will see today provided you don't run into my roommate.
Keep going for a video tour of the least convenient keyboard to bring to a LAN party.
Thanks to SNUM, who still uses the oldschool text-based emoticons because his computer is a flip phone.