Looks Like A Step Up To Me: Kermit's New Girlfriend

September 2, 2015

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After parting ways with Miss Piggy after 40 years together, Kermit is back on the dating scene. And this is a shot of he and his new girlfriend (technically pigfriend), Denise. She kind of reminds me of Christina Hendricks' character (Joan Holloway) from Mad Men. Of course Kermit is denying the relationship, because nothing makes your girlfriend feel better than publicly announcing she's not your girlfriend.

"While I prefer to keep my personal life private, this is Hollywood, so who am I kidding?" Kermit said. "It is true that I am dating again. However, at this time no one woman -- pig or otherwise -- is my official 'new girlfriend.' We are simply close friends."

Hoho, playing the field -- you dog, you! Just kidding, I know you're a frog. And while Kermit is off doing his thing, Miss Piggy is allegedly dating Liam Hemsworth (photo of them together after the jump). Which makes no sense to me because I feel like when you're Thor's younger brother you can pretty much date anybody, so why settle for a diva pig who perpetually has somebody else's hand up her ass? I don't get it.

Keep going for a shot of Miss Piggy and Liam before Liam realized this twosome is actually gonna be a threesome.

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Thanks to Dormer and Jessica C, who just want to be Animal's groupies. Yeah? WELL GET IN LINE.

  • Ash Frog

    How the fuck is Sesame Street still relevant??

  • Rob G

    Looks like Liz and Julia (twins) from "Big Brother".
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  • Bryan Cuddahy

    Are you fucking kidding me?! Kermit has always been a classic advocate of skinny dudes scoring with curvy, thick thighed women, and now this B.S!? Ain't this some shit! Tiny ears, thin, almost mousy nose... Jim Henson is doing fucking backflips in his grave by now! Forget the rolling he was doing when Disney STARTED ruining his art.

  • archer923

    So I guess Kermit really goes after pigs.

  • iofo61

    What, you guys think the green pigs from Angry Birds just happen that way?

  • Ruben Alvarado

    This is weird.

  • TheQiwiMan

    This is a test. The Illuminati-Lizard-Aliens have already tested the public's response to information about the personal life of several other pigs, (Snooki, the Kardashians, Jessica Simpson, etc), now they are gauging the public's distract-ability using puppet pigs, and the intimate details of their pretend lives that also affect us in literally zero ways.

    It's working.

  • h00rj

    I don't... Why?

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  • Edward

    A talking frog is getting more action than me.

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