I Want It: Pottery Barn's $4,000 Millennium Falcon Bed

September 4, 2015


This is the $4,000 Millennium Falcon cockpit bed available from Pottery Barn. I like Pottery Barn. I like walking around there with my mom, we have a great time. The bed, which is made from quality hardwood (not particleboard), is handpainted and finished, but sadly only available in twin-size (and $4,000). That is a little small for me. I would definitely kick those front cockpit windows out in my sleep and get sucked out into space and die. Would I die happy? No. Would I die with a space-boner? Probably. Man, I love playing space so much. Wild west cowboys too. You should come over this weekend and play with me. I'll let you be my huckleberry!

Hit the jump for more pictures, including two kids HAVING THE TIME OF THEIR LITTLE LIVES.





Thanks to Heffe, who promised to take me to Pottery Barn this weekend. Can we go to Crate & Barrel too?!

  • Patrick Meagher

    I'm pretty sure I can go down the street to my Amish neighbors and have them build me one in any size I wish for about $300. Granted it won't have a laser engraved star wars placard. Maybe that's why it's $4K. I doubt it though.

  • Adam Blanshard

    I bloody rely on this site to kill a good five minutes in the morning... where are the updates?! Get yourself a helper or two GW!

  • randalator

    You could build that thing yourself for a tenth of the price and even throw in actual switches and LED lights...

    Actually, about $500 could build you this: http://nerdist.com/the-best...

  • Fefo Astrada

    Im starting to get worried.... where's GW??? WHERE????????

  • Fred Astaire, he`s busy.

  • Fefo Astrada

    Fred Astaire? hahaha

  • Billy Rocka

    Dear Geekologie (GW), may I work/write for you? I'll be "here" 7 days a week and many stories you've shown I had seen beforehand (i.e. I'll remain relevant). 😉


    P.S. I just get bored on the weekends (my life, EVERY DAY is a saturday)...

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    I can make this, and I'll sell it for the low, low price of $3999.99 + tax + S&H

    It's a savings that you just can't afford to ignore!!

  • KLanD

    Wait.. $4000 and all the knobs and switches are painted on?
    ...It doesn't DO anything? It's JUST a bed?

    WTF.. is everything at pottery barn that ridiculously over priced?

  • Gene Kaufman

    I just imagine some rich kid getting this and being like "THIS ISN'T GRIEVOUS'S STARFIGHTER I WANT GRIEVOUS'S STARTFIGHTER" and throwing a tantrum and getting his way...

    And yeah some kids know about the details of Star Wars ships and no, I definitely wasn't one of them...

  • Meh

    4000 for this? No thanks.

  • dougfunnay

    yep at $800 i bet every middleman along the way would still get that fat slice they so often deserve

  • Meh

    Well, truly for a real craftsman I'm open to paying higher prices, but this is just stupid. Anyone who buys this has just too much money to look ALL the options realistically.

  • DeathBotGamma

    They need to make that in a Queen or King so I can stunt bang my fiancé in it.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    If you want, I can dress up as C-3PO and repeatedly cock-block you.

  • DeathBotGamma

    Ha! If we can get a midget for a Jawa or Ugnaught then we have a movie!

  • BriteSkittle

    I want this bed

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