How To: Pretend That You Skinned A Watermelon

September 1, 2015

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This is a tutorial video made by former NASA engineer Mark Rober (who apparently has a lot of young looking friends) showing you how to make it look like you skinned a watermelon. Basically you use a knife to cut the rind off a watermelon until it's all red, sand it smooth with a dish scrubbing pad, then cut ANOTHER, similarly sized watermelon in half, carve it out, and stuff the first one in the second one. TA-DA! Does it also work with cantaloupes? I'm going to find out after work! "NO YOU'RE NOT EITHER." Ahahahhahaha -- my mom, ladies and gentlemen! She had to take me to the hospital the last time I cut fingers off.

Hit the jump for the video, then we'll have a watermelon seed spitting competition!

Thanks to blue16, who tried to do the same thing with a pear with very disappointing results. What were you even thinking?!

  • Meh

    Hygienic with dem little kids-hands.

  • Geekologie

    This was a post.

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  • steve holt

    looks like he might be friends with Subway Jared

  • TheQiwiMan

    too soon.

  • TheQiwiMan

    This was an entertaining post.

  • Mr.4maldehyde

    This was a disappointing post.

  • rafakoy

    what a waste

  • Catdog Jones

    How? How is it a waste? Both watermelons are eaten afterwards. The scooped watermelon is saved for later, and the skinned melon is sliced and eaten. Tell us again, how is it a "waste" if nothing is wasted?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I think rafakoy was talking about having that many kids. It's a terrible thing. Guy looks like a quiverfull nutjob or something. He could have keggers in his back yard instead but nope... kids. Lots of them.

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