This is a tutorial video made by former NASA engineer Mark Rober (who apparently has a lot of young looking friends) showing you how to make it look like you skinned a watermelon. Basically you use a knife to cut the rind off a watermelon until it's all red, sand it smooth with a dish scrubbing pad, then cut ANOTHER, similarly sized watermelon in half, carve it out, and stuff the first one in the second one. TA-DA! Does it also work with cantaloupes? I'm going to find out after work! "NO YOU'RE NOT EITHER." Ahahahhahaha -- my mom, ladies and gentlemen! She had to take me to the hospital the last time I cut fingers off.
Hit the jump for the video, then we'll have a watermelon seed spitting competition!
Thanks to blue16, who tried to do the same thing with a pear with very disappointing results. What were you even thinking?!