Hey, Bub: Monkey Species That Looks Like Wolverine

September 29, 2015

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This is a Wolf's mona monkey (Cercopithecus wolfi) spotted at a zoo in Malang City, Indonesia. It looks like Wolverine. You think wolverine designed his costume after a monkey but named himself wolverine because monkeyman doesn't exactly strike fear into the hearts of your enemies? If I was a superhero I would dress up like a shark and call myself Deathmachine and nobody would want to f*** with me because that is just so badass. The X-Men would try to make me their leader but I would refuse because Deathmachine is a LONER.

Thanks to Bri, who informed me Magneto designed his helmet to be impenetrable to can openers.

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