Don't Show Your Kids: Crying Blood Minion Body Wash

September 3, 2015

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This is a bottle of Minion strawberry-banana scented 3-in-1 body wash/shampoo/conditioner. It looks like he's crying blood. I don't like those 3-in-1 body wash combos because I feel like the more things something does, the less well it does each of them. That said, if somebody made a 4-in-1 body wash/shampoo/conditioner/toothpaste I would be all over that shit like syrup on pancakes. *lightbulb goes off in head* MAKE IT A SYRUP TOO.

Thanks to Bornas, who uses a body wash made with unicorn tears and has the softest skin on the planet.

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