ATTAAAACK!: Animals Attacking In Super Slow Motion

September 30, 2015

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This is a short video from BBC's Earth Unplugged of a bunch of different animals attacking in slow motion. There's a chameleon, praying mantis, alligator snapping turtle, some crocodiles, an owl, and a couple others. That alligator snapping turtle biting through the stick of celery -- man, that made my penis worried bigtime. I am never swimming in a lake again. And not just because that's how Jason Vorhees died, but why take chances? I don't want to become some serial killer. Preventative medicine -- that's what I'm talking about. "Huh?" That turtle would snap through your boner like using a lead pipe in a pencil fight.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to brick, who should not be thrown through my window, no matter how much you hate me.

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