10-Foot Inflatable Jabba The Hutt Lawn Decoration

September 30, 2015

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This is the 10-foot long inflatable Jabba the Hutt lawn decoration available from ThinkGeek ($170, includes lights and inflating fan). He measures six feet tall and will almost certainly get his picture taken being humped by teenage trick-or-treaters. Also, why does he look so brown? I remember him being way greener. And what's with that pattern on his tail? Is he wearing f***ing PANTS? Just what the hell is going on here?!

Thanks to YouShouldKnow, who -- wait, what? WHAT SHOULD I I KNOW? *shaking* ANSWER ME.

  • Keegano

    I saw these for sale at my local Canadian Tire.

  • Xockszky

    Those inflatable lawn decorations might as well be signs that say "VANDALIZE ME!" I've seen the inflatable snowmen and Santas and Frankenstein's monsters set up on people's lawns... and they don't last long. Maybe it's because I live in a ghetto colourful neighbourhood! ha ha

  • Miles Teg

    My sister just bought a house. I know what I'm getting her as a house warming gift.

  • Edward

    Woah, for a second there, I thought that was my mother-in-law.

  • Siegfoult

    This looks less like Jabba and more like Jabba's bastard child with a pumpkin.

  • Gingerbread

    You should compare this to, idk, sex dolls, which don't look that much like real girls. I think it looks good for an inflatable.

  • I don't know what you mean.

    http://i.imgur.com/OvWww.jpg

  • Gingerbread

    Sweet mother of God. I don't know if I'll ever be able to sleep again.

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