Write An Article For Me: Laptop Scratching Post For Cats

August 14, 2015


This is the Cat Scratch Laptop available from SUCK UK. It costs $35 and looks like a laptop. I am going to buy one and make my cat write Geekologie articles while I nap. It's a foolproof plan.

Does your kitty feel left out while you are busy on your laptop? Now everyone can be on Facebook, even your cat. Tiddles will love getting her claws stuck into the irresistibly scratchy cardboard keyboard (and it will keep her from tearing up your furniture). If you want to upgrade the operating system or install new applications, simply print a new screen on paper and slide it inside. A great gift for your nerdy cat.

It's weird because I have several cat scratching posts and a bunch of cat toys and my cat STILL tears up the furniture. He is a RUDE DUDE. "No, that's a raccoon." You sure? When I adopted him I just thought he was a stray that really liked going through people's garbage.

Keep going for one more shot.


Thanks to bradford, who agrees boxes are a cat's best friend. My best friend? My best friend? A pillow with a face painted on it.

  • Slasha Slim

    On the one hand I dig it, but I don't know that I'd want my cat to think that scratching up a laptop is a regular practice.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I assume cats would not be interested in the screen since there'd be no movement to keep their attention.

  • Xockszky

    Tiddles eh? Well, Mrs. Slocombe probably would drop a load of cash for a toy for her pussy (cat). lol

  • jodyberry


  • FAKE!!!!

    This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

    This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max told his mom he couldn't go to school because he had a bit of a pain in the gulliver.

  • Luka Mlinar

    OG's back!

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