'Weird Satanist Guy' On The Unveiling Of Devil Statue

August 26, 2015


This is a video news report about a 9-foot, 1-ton goat-headed Satan statue being unveiled in Detroit. The highlight is this fast-talking satanist guy (who ironically has the face of an angel) who sermonizes to the news reporters. Sadly, 'Weird Satanist Guy' is actually 'Weird Gamer Guy' (aka Andrew Bowser), and he wasn't even being interviewed, he just cleverly spliced his own videos into the news report after it came out. Still, don't let that stop you from sending it to all your friends and telling them its real. It certainly hasn't stopped major news organizations from reporting it's real. Geekologie: at the crossroads of journalistic integrity and penises.

Hit the jump for the video. It really is worth a watch regardless.

Thanks to everybody who sent this, several of which I suspect were in on it and trying to trick me. You are all on my shit-list now.

  • Graig

    Wow that guy with the monologue. Lolololol.

  • Linda Marasco

    Its bobby butronic hahaha https://youtu.be/Ets0xkUk17Y

  • Julien Kauffmann

    So, what's the bottom line. Did he steal the mail ?

  • JustinJonathon

    This dude looks like 'creepy comic-con' guy. Can we get confirmation?

  • ben

    how did the news station not realise this guy was taking the piss lol

  • zombiepartz
  • Deksam

    Check him out on the E3 Game Smash video, he gets ultra creepy at the end! hahahaha He is pretty funny!

  • Steven Hill



  • The guy goes by Onyx the Fortuitous, and I'm sure I spelled that wrong. I can't tell if he's an actor or eccentric. But if he's acting, I'd love to see him put a little more Confederate twinge in his voice. Something about a Stars and Bars waving, devil worshiping goth in a fedora amuses me.

  • Meh

    I dig it. Definitively more design involved than Jesus.

  • MrProphetMan

    Satan, give this man a hand job, hes earned it!

  • Dominic

    This guy is an actor. he's given interviews at conventions as well.

  • AaaronG

    "Notice me senpai! Notice me!"

  • Bling Nye

    I'd blame the devil for that haircut too.

  • iofo61

    Is there such a thing as a "non-weird" satanist guy?

  • C Frost

    1. this guy is serously high, check the dialated pupils. 2. he is a wannabe actor and playing a character he is actually pretty funny

  • TheQiwiMan

    I would enjoy a schmoyoho auto-tune version of this guy's rant.

  • Tyguy

    Looks like even his girlfriend in the background is is feeling "over his shit". Haha

  • Matty Spinny

    someone give that guy a job on tv!

  • The_Wretched

    SAH-toni-ic? The first anchor guy has a weird inflection

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