This is the WalkCar, a personal electric transportation device that looks like a laptop on wheels. It can support 265-pounds and travel up to 7.2 miles on a single charge at a breakneck speed of 6.2MPH. At speeds like that my mom would almost certainly make me wear a helmet. Cocoa Motors, the company behind the device, is expected to launch a Kickstarter this October, with WalkCars priced around $800 and shipping spring, 2016. Hopefully, they'll have changed the name to anything other than WalkCar by then.
Keep going for a video of people getting their too-lazy-to-walk on.
Thanks to G Anso, who gets around the old fashioned way: being pulled in a red Radio Flyer wagon.