Wait For It...: How Not To Break A Bottle Of Champagne

August 5, 2015

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This is a video of a guy trying to break a bottle of champagne. It does not break. It does rocket back straight into his crotch though. This has America's Funniest Home Videos $10,000 winner written all over it. Also, why is he trying to break a bottle of champagne in the first place? Clearly this guy has zero clue how to make a cocktail, but he definitely knows how to make a cockache.

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Thanks to DUBINZ, who was once shot in the eye with a champagne cork and has to stay home every New Year's now to avoid having flashbacks.

  • The_Wretched

    Wonder if he throws knives - that totally would have stuck.

  • n11

    Well, at least he didn't.... wine about it.

  • Forgoten Null

    It looks like it hit him in the gut to me. Still funny though.

  • DJ Shovelpants

    Right hip, technically.

  • haha love it! We use to do that with 2 liters of soda when we were kids. Go steal a bunch from a gas station and then shake em up and throw em in the air until you got it to land on the lip and they'd rocket the fuck out!

    It was great until one shot through some dudes balcony door window at 2am haha!

  • Mr.4maldehyde

    Theft is awesome!

  • When I was a kid I thought it was great. I also thought breaking into cars and uninstalling stereo systems was super cool, and getting into fights was bad ass, but then I grew up.

    I don't shy away from mistakes I made, but theft is not awesome, its actually kinda stupid.

  • Darth_Spartan

    Well that didn't work like he expected, at least he had a good friend recording that for him. I am sure now he for sure has a baby d*ck.

  • Bling Nye

    "I am sure now he for sure has a baby d*ck."

    LOLWut.

  • Darth_Spartan

    LOL well after getting a shot at the d*ck I am sure it has shrunk to hide itself from more injuries.

  • Benjamin Silver

    Even the wall is laughing at him
    AH AHH AAH

  • Huck PS

    SloMo laughs... Those are the real nightmare...

  • Wilf Smith

    They always sound like whales to me. Maybe if you speed whale song up, it turns from haunting sounds of the deep into inane chatter about the price of plankton.

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