This is a video of a guy trying to break a bottle of champagne. It does not break. It does rocket back straight into his crotch though. This has America's Funniest Home Videos $10,000 winner written all over it. Also, why is he trying to break a bottle of champagne in the first place? Clearly this guy has zero clue how to make a cocktail, but he definitely knows how to make a cockache.
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Thanks to DUBINZ, who was once shot in the eye with a champagne cork and has to stay home every New Year's now to avoid having flashbacks.