Staying Dry: Underboob Sweat Absorbing Pads

August 18, 2015


Maybe underboob sweat absorbers have existed for forever. Maybe your aunt swears by them. Beats me, I don't really know much about boobs besides they're fun to look at, I can't wait to touch some, and apparently they play an important role when you have a baby (I think babies sleep on them?). This is the Belly Bandit Don't Sweat It Comfortable Underbust Sweat Soaker. It costs $20 and soaks up underbreast sweat so it doesn't soak through your shirt. Personally, I always thought underboob sweat was sexy. Unless it causes uncomfortable chafing or poses a drowning risk during motorboating. I swear, women take such good care of themselves and I can't even manage to keep my penis from smelling like a dirty gym sock.

Thanks to Fifi, who just inspired me to always run with a tampon in my navel so I don't get the dreaded belly button sweat ring.

  • Neros_downfall

    I'd absorb her sweat with my face

  • shashi

    "Belly Bandit Don't Sweat It Comfortable Underbust Sweat Soaker"


  • Billy Rocka

    But I like seeing boob sweat...on the right lady of course.

  • TheLoneSheDolt

    You can line your bra with pantyliners! Breathable, affordable, minimal and effective. The end.

  • da1nonlysage

    Pro tip, GW, stop using dirty gym socks to masturbate with.

  • dougfunnay

    thats going to get soggy and make it harder to cool down
    the entire concept seems to be boob diapers

    i just ....i cant.....even....

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    But that was my fetish!

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