So This Is How Big A Full-Grown Grizzly Bear Paw Is

August 19, 2015

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This is how big a full grown grizzly paw is. Don't worry though, that lady didn't kill it, the bear is sedated and waiting to be tagged. Personally, I don't care how sedated a grizzly bear is, I'm not holding its hand. Could you imagine that thing waking up while you're posing for pictures? That is how you lose your face. Bears value their privacy. Also, maybe if Goldilocks had seen this she would have thought twice before breaking and entering. Did she even serve any time for that? She is a fugitive. "I'M ON IT." Sorry, Dog, but there's no bounty. I will give you $20 though to go to Supercuts and bring me your pelt.

Thanks to Closet Nerd, who I bet has a bunch of unopened Star Wars action figures in there somewhere.

UPDATE: Just kidding about that whole sedating thing. After talking to the people who took the picture, turns out that bear is 100% shot and dead.

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