Curry Shop Shimizu is a new curry shop that just opened in Tokyo and is selling curry that's supposed to have the taste and consistency of actual crap. That is nasty. That also doesn't look like any shit I've ever seen. It should be way darker, and there should be way more splattered on the sides of that bowl. Apparently the shop's founder, Ken Shimizu, knows what dookie tastes like because he's a former adult film star, with over 1,000 videos under his belt, and some of those films were FREAKY DEAKY. I can honestly say I hope I never have a job that involves finding out what shit tastes like. Which, unfortunately for some poor soul, includes Tokyo food critic now.
Keep going for a closeup of a bowl.