Note: Higher res version HERE.
Because your nightmares are my dream-come-trues, this is the photo taken by Redditor Jancer16 after seeing a large spider wash down the drain in his bathroom. Are those spider eyes peering back? Well it's definitely not a kitten, that's for sure. You know I actually woke up in the middle of the night last night with something biting me. I managed to turn on the light quick enough to see what it was. You know what it was? A vampire, I'm immortal now. Plus my boners are like, out of this world.
Thanks to Limby, who agrees that sink looks perfect for pouring gasoline and matches down.