Look At The Pretty Colors!: World's Finest Opal Discovered

August 13, 2015

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This is the 'Virgin Rainbow', the world's finest opal ever discovered. It's being called the Virgin Rainbow despite the fact I heard from a reliable source that it has, in fact, stuck one of its ends in a pot of gold before. Also, my source was a leprechaun, just so we're clear. The 72 carat gem, which is about the size of an adult's thumb, is valued at over a million dollars and took millions of years to form OUT OF DEAD DINOSAURS. Is it a coincidence it looks like the perfect size and shape for a sex toy? Nothing is ever a coincidence.

Keep going for several more shots of the butt toy of my dreams.

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Thanks to Jesseca, who loves opals. Me? I love peridot. I used to hate it but it's my birthstone so now I've learned to love it like sauerkraut.

  • Sebastien Michael Mansfield

    Can i put it in my asshole ?

  • TheQiwiMan

    The Twilight Saga would not have enjoyed nearly the amount of success if all those tweenage girls and sexually frustrated soccer moms realized this is exactly what Edward's penis looks like. Same size too.

  • The_Wretched

    This isn't big enough to qualify as a toy for ass plunder. And in the last pic - why does the end of the opal look like a cloth pouch?

  • Edward

    This looks like a Unicorn turd.

  • Opal's trippin', yo.

  • This will be duplicated as an actual dildo before I finish typing this sentence.

  • Are you kidding me? The opal is the duplicator.

  • Ozolz .

    well, since dildos come in 98 million colours/variations just like all real penises, this variation must have happened already.

  • TheQiwiMan

    7.125 Billion people on earth, divided by 2 for biologically male population = 3,562,500,000 but only 98 million penis variations... so you're tellin' me 36 other dudes alive today have MY EXACT SAME PENIS?????

  • Ozolz .

    Yes. I am telling you that. But your "math" didnt account for the fact that some of those 36 other dudes might be new borns and/or elderly.

    How do you feel about that?

  • Forgoten Null

    He also forgot to mention that some dudes don't even have penisis.

    Accidents happen man, just saying. Hell, sometimes it isn't even an accident.

  • TheQiwiMan

    "I" like to put "quotes" on random "words" too! :-)

    In regards to your question, it would seem that lots of babies and old people somewhere around the world are the proud owners of 1.5 inch bright green cockadoodledoos! And I thought I was the only one! :-D

  • Real penises come in 98 million colors? Mine seems so boring now.

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