Look At The Pretty Colors!: World's Finest Opal Discovered

August 13, 2015


This is the 'Virgin Rainbow', the world's finest opal ever discovered. It's being called the Virgin Rainbow despite the fact I heard from a reliable source that it has, in fact, stuck one of its ends in a pot of gold before. Also, my source was a leprechaun, just so we're clear. The 72 carat gem, which is about the size of an adult's thumb, is valued at over a million dollars and took millions of years to form OUT OF DEAD DINOSAURS. Is it a coincidence it looks like the perfect size and shape for a sex toy? Nothing is ever a coincidence.

Keep going for several more shots of the butt toy of my dreams.




Thanks to Jesseca, who loves opals. Me? I love peridot. I used to hate it but it's my birthstone so now I've learned to love it like sauerkraut.

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