This is a video of a guy who made himself dual Roman candle machine guns. They look glorious. I would love to be there with a metal trashcan lid trying to deflect shots back at him. Throw a keg of beer and some hot dogs in the mix and that's pretty much exactly what I want to do for my birthday next year.
Keep going for the video, then let's go out into the parking lot and shoot bottle rockets at each other.
Thanks to DD, whose car I totally did not puke in. That was there when I got in.