Dinner And Dessert: Pepperoni Pizza Panties

August 13, 2015


These are Pizza Panties, currently a well-underfunded Kickstarter campaign for a thong that looks like a piece of pepperoni pizza. $15 will get you a pair if you're an early bird and they reach their funding goal, $20 will get you a pair if you're a slow bird and they reach their funding goal, and all the money in the world won't get you anything if you're a dead bird, regardless of funding goals. Me? I just melted some extra cheese on the crust of a real piece of pizza and stuck it to my privates. It hurt for awhile but I think I'm okay now. I just took a look at myself in the mirror and I think I'm a dead ringer for Adam from the Garden of Eden provided the Garden of Eden was actually a Pizza Hut.

Keep going for a shot of the rear, which is way stringier than I had imagined. Like melted cheese!


  • TheQiwiMan

    That "Remind Me" feature on Kickstarter is super nice, I love to be notified when retarded ideas fail.

  • Frag Monger

    If the guy can't find even a single woman to 'model' the panties for him in his Kickstarter video, then I have serious doubts about his success. Also, who the Hell needs $15K to develop a damned pair of panties!?

  • Advanced polymers, chemical compositions... dude, 15k is a bargain for underwear that tastes like pizza.

    Unless i misunderstand what we are doing here.

  • shashi

    But my underwear is already hot and greasy!

  • If the inside of your underwear looks like a slice of pizza, call the cops immediately. You are legit dying.

  • shashi
  • Jessica Porter

    Personally I think this is awesome! xxxx

  • da1nonlysage

    Should have used sardines instead of pepperoni.

    *baddum, tish*

  • Wow, that is...awful.

  • thís is the way you can refíll Your bank-account with additìonal funds every week. Check my profile for more info

  • Or skip that and just get a job. That's how you refill your bank account.

  • Zachary Zarko

    I hear the company is coming out with a version for guys called "tube steak smothered in underwear."

  • Wilf Smith

    Hmm, if it's going for tasty it missed it by a mile and hit "diseased and scabby" instead.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Yeah that was my immediate thought too. Not the association you want anyone having with your groin.

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