If you can't tell how to do it from the picture alone, I'm not sure there's much hope for you. But I will provide some words anyways because I know not everyone is a visual learner. Take a slice from five different kinds of sausage (in this case hotdog, bratwurst, Italian sausage, Polish sausage and chorizo), stack them on a skewer, batter and deep fry it, the end. You know it's weird because I used to love corn dogs growing up but now I don't really like them anymore. I'm pretty sure it's the corn breading I don't like because I still love hot dogs and other foods that come on a stick. What is your favorite food that comes on a stick? Mine is steak kabobs. Just kidding, mine is a tie between popsicles and cotton candy. Look at my teeth. I have never gotten a happy face sticker from the dentist.
Keep going for a short Instragram video demonstrating the entire process with BONUS dogs wearing hats.