GOOD LORD: More Footage Of The Largest Great White

August 12, 2015


This is some more footage released by marine biologist Mauricio Hoyos Padilla of Deep Blue, the largest known great white shark, who is over twenty feet long and 50 years old. Just look how big she is -- she could eat a person in one bite! And she's pregnant too so you know she wants to. You know how pregnant women like to eat pickles and ice cream? Pregnant sharks like divers and wetsuits.

Keep going for the reason I'm afraid of any body of water larger than a puddle (this includes baths I only take showers now).

Thanks to Marcus O, who is going to train that shark to be his battle mount in his fight against Aquaman. Wait -- what do you have against Aquaman?

  • Jenness

    Nightmares are made of this

  • Brian Garrett
  • Elak Swindell

    "The video is no longer available because the YouTube account associated with this video has been terminated." WTF?

  • This guy may be a few feet shorter than "Jaws" was supposed to be, but I think he's easily got the girth. ...And I think we all know that girth is scarier than length.

  • That's what she said.

  • James Mcelroy

    you're going to need a bigger boat, err, cage.

  • Scuba gear and sharks don't mix well from what I remember.


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