This is a video of a model train set up in an infinite spiral loop. They just go and go and go and never get anywhere. That is a metaphor for life. Well, a shitty life anyways. Me? I am really GOING PLACES. Mostly to jail on weekends. "Little engines can do big things!" Dammit, Thomas The Tank Engine, please -- not now.
Hit the jump for a video of Thomas's worst nightmare.
Thanks to carey, who has always dreamed of riding on the back of a caboose and watching the country roll by. SAME. I want to be a railroad hobo.