This is a video of the Seabreacher Sailfin, the largest Seabreacher submersible watercraft built to date (previously: the smaller dolphin model). It even has a water cannon in its nose and sky rocket launchers in its fin. What the hell is a sky rocket launcher? I don't know but I need some in my life. The sub also has a retractable snorkel so it can perform high-speed barrel rolls and sustained dives. Obviously I want one, but I've got the distinct feeling its out of my personal watercraft budget right now. Just a few days ago my credit card got declined trying to buy some of those foam water noodles so I could build a life raft in case California breaks off and sinks into the ocean (my mom worries about me).
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to hairless, who is like a fish in that regard.