Damn Rich People: London Luxury Apartment Complex Getting A Suspended, Glass-Bottomed Swimming Pool

August 20, 2015

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This is an artist's rendering of the soon-to-be-constructed glass-bottomed swimming pool at the Embassy Gardens apartment complex in London (previously: these pool balconies and this 38-story pool bridge). The all glass pool will sit 115-feet above the ground, have dramatic views of Westminster Palace, and probably take on a brown tint due to all the shit in the water. I am going to cannonball in there so hard the bottom breaks out, then parachute to safety using my swim trunks. Afterwards, I will make love to a beautiful woman on top of one of those red double-decker buses. Can you tell they asked me to write the new James Bond movie? Well they haven't, but I'm still practicing.

Keep going for one more rendering.

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Thanks to Denise, who's always dreamed of swimming and watching a bird fly under her.

  • Darth_Spartan

    This actually looks like fun, and glass is pretty strong, so I have faith it will do wonders. Until that ass hat does a cannonball that destroys it.

  • Elak Swindell

    Definitely an accident waiting to happen. I really don't see how this would be allowed. Sure, it looks cool, but extremely stupid at the same time.

  • Deksam

    Hope no one shoots it...

  • Toby Trombley

    Couldnt happen guns are illegal in the UK

  • da1nonlysage

    ...while no one is in it. Otherwise, go right ahead

  • shashi

    Its as useful as an outdoor swimming pool in the UK.

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  • Darth_Spartan

    Storing bodies for Mobsters is a great way to make a profit, thanks for the tip friend. Oh right this was suppose to be a secret, my bad.

  • MustacheHam

    Imagine if some folks decide to bring floating equipment/toys, they better hope there are no strong winds that day.

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