Damn Rich People: London Luxury Apartment Complex Getting A Suspended, Glass-Bottomed Swimming Pool

August 20, 2015

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This is an artist's rendering of the soon-to-be-constructed glass-bottomed swimming pool at the Embassy Gardens apartment complex in London (previously: these pool balconies and this 38-story pool bridge). The all glass pool will sit 115-feet above the ground, have dramatic views of Westminster Palace, and probably take on a brown tint due to all the shit in the water. I am going to cannonball in there so hard the bottom breaks out, then parachute to safety using my swim trunks. Afterwards, I will make love to a beautiful woman on top of one of those red double-decker buses. Can you tell they asked me to write the new James Bond movie? Well they haven't, but I'm still practicing.

Keep going for one more rendering.

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Thanks to Denise, who's always dreamed of swimming and watching a bird fly under her.

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