Damn Rich People: London Luxury Apartment Complex Getting A Suspended, Glass-Bottomed Swimming Pool

August 20, 2015


This is an artist's rendering of the soon-to-be-constructed glass-bottomed swimming pool at the Embassy Gardens apartment complex in London (previously: these pool balconies and this 38-story pool bridge). The all glass pool will sit 115-feet above the ground, have dramatic views of Westminster Palace, and probably take on a brown tint due to all the shit in the water. I am going to cannonball in there so hard the bottom breaks out, then parachute to safety using my swim trunks. Afterwards, I will make love to a beautiful woman on top of one of those red double-decker buses. Can you tell they asked me to write the new James Bond movie? Well they haven't, but I'm still practicing.

Keep going for one more rendering.


Thanks to Denise, who's always dreamed of swimming and watching a bird fly under her.

  • Darth_Spartan

    This actually looks like fun, and glass is pretty strong, so I have faith it will do wonders. Until that ass hat does a cannonball that destroys it.

  • Elak Swindell

    Definitely an accident waiting to happen. I really don't see how this would be allowed. Sure, it looks cool, but extremely stupid at the same time.

  • Deksam

    Hope no one shoots it...

  • Toby Trombley

    Couldnt happen guns are illegal in the UK

  • da1nonlysage

    ...while no one is in it. Otherwise, go right ahead

  • shashi

    Its as useful as an outdoor swimming pool in the UK.

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  • Darth_Spartan

    Storing bodies for Mobsters is a great way to make a profit, thanks for the tip friend. Oh right this was suppose to be a secret, my bad.

  • MustacheHam

    Imagine if some folks decide to bring floating equipment/toys, they better hope there are no strong winds that day.

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