Damn, Mother Nature: Timelapse Of Monarch Caterpillar Turning Into A Butterfly

August 31, 2015


I can't even begin to understand how the hell a caterpillar turns into a butterfly, but I guarantee it involves magic. Don't they like, turn into sludge or something when they're in their chrysalis? That's f***ing weird. You can read about the process HERE if you're interested. My life has basically been the opposite of a butterfly's. I started pretty decent looking in my youth, then metamorphosed into a piece of shit during my teens/early twenties. Now I am an ugly caterpillar. If you saw me on the sidewalk would you pick me up and put me on a branch? "Settle for running you over with my bicycle?" *sigh* I'll take it.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to becca b, who called me a moth. Now my feelings are hurt and I'm gonna go fly into a candle.

  • Butter Biscuits McGee

    What you are about to see is a nightmare, inexplicably torn from the pages of Kafka.

  • Jeremy Sandlin

    All I see is Caterpie, Metapod, Butterfree...

  • The_Wretched

    I wonder why the creationists call eyes irreducibly complex (they aren't) but don't go for an organism with two body plans.

  • Sorryimadeyoupanic

    i was sitting on a bench watching a caterpillar eat a leaf on the sidewalk and then he made a little ball of poop. i can now say i watched a caterpillar poop. highlight of my life

  • TheQiwiMan

    How can something be so repulsive, yet so beautiful at the same time? Seriously amazing.

  • Jenness

    I agree, this is magic.

  • The_Wretched

    It's biology.

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  • archer923

    I wonder if Dr. Girlfriend would divorce The Monarch, if he was caught watching.

  • Andrew Newton

    damnit, I came here to post a dr. girlfriend joke

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