I can't even begin to understand how the hell a caterpillar turns into a butterfly, but I guarantee it involves magic. Don't they like, turn into sludge or something when they're in their chrysalis? That's f***ing weird. You can read about the process HERE if you're interested. My life has basically been the opposite of a butterfly's. I started pretty decent looking in my youth, then metamorphosed into a piece of shit during my teens/early twenties. Now I am an ugly caterpillar. If you saw me on the sidewalk would you pick me up and put me on a branch? "Settle for running you over with my bicycle?" *sigh* I'll take it.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to becca b, who called me a moth. Now my feelings are hurt and I'm gonna go fly into a candle.