Canadian Parliament Candidate Slays Dragon, Kills Robot With His Laser Eyes In Campaign Video

August 14, 2015


This is Wyatt Scott's campaign video. Wyatt is running for Parliament in Mission Matsqui Fraser Canyon, Canada. He's got my vote. He's also got my heart. I love you, Wyatt -- come kiss my baby! "I don't see any baby." Sign my tits then!

Hit the jump for a video of the best man for the job.

Thanks to DELE, who was going to vote for that dragon until Wyatt killed it.

  • Deksam

    Sounds all good until they have to drive an economy into the ground to try and pay for any of their grand utopia that looks a lot like failure in the end.

  • Upstate Steve

    I've got 1000 shirts ordered, with the slogan: "Wyatt Scott. Why Not?"

  • Neros_downfall

    What an asshole

  • Geez'v

    i thought parks and rec finished??

  • TheQiwiMan

    Would vote for him if he swears to do mortal combat with that fat crack-smoking dude Rob Ford.

    Hooray for Canada!

  • Nathan Taylor

    Must move to Canada to vote.

  • dougfunnay

    holy shit i think that video is enchanted with +1 vote

  • Xockszky

    Hell, how could you not vote for him? He might have a chance! We'd have to see what the word is on him in his constituency, but Independent seats in Parliament aren't unheard of!

  • tim

    He only spent about $1000 to get a few students to put this together for him. I'd say he's getting much better bang for buck than any of our other politicians.

  • Tyguy

    All campaigns should be like this

  • Torse

    quick, somebody shoop in bernie sanders

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