Canadian Parliament Candidate Slays Dragon, Kills Robot With His Laser Eyes In Campaign Video

August 14, 2015

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This is Wyatt Scott's campaign video. Wyatt is running for Parliament in Mission Matsqui Fraser Canyon, Canada. He's got my vote. He's also got my heart. I love you, Wyatt -- come kiss my baby! "I don't see any baby." Sign my tits then!

Hit the jump for a video of the best man for the job.

Thanks to DELE, who was going to vote for that dragon until Wyatt killed it.

  • Deksam

    Sounds all good until they have to drive an economy into the ground to try and pay for any of their grand utopia that looks a lot like failure in the end.

  • Upstate Steve

    I've got 1000 shirts ordered, with the slogan: "Wyatt Scott. Why Not?"

  • Neros_downfall

    What an asshole

  • Geez'v

    i thought parks and rec finished??

  • TheQiwiMan

    Would vote for him if he swears to do mortal combat with that fat crack-smoking dude Rob Ford.

    Hooray for Canada!

  • Nathan Taylor

    Must move to Canada to vote.

  • dougfunnay

    holy shit i think that video is enchanted with +1 vote

  • Xockszky

    Hell, how could you not vote for him? He might have a chance! We'd have to see what the word is on him in his constituency, but Independent seats in Parliament aren't unheard of!

  • tim

    He only spent about $1000 to get a few students to put this together for him. I'd say he's getting much better bang for buck than any of our other politicians.

  • Tyguy

    All campaigns should be like this

  • Torse

    quick, somebody shoop in bernie sanders

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