This is a video of Mr. Rodgers singing a new Happy Birthday song to me because it's my birthday. I am over 800 years old today because I am a sorcerer. Oh, the things I've seen. Mostly the interior of the mountain cave I live in. You know what happened to the last group of villagers who came up here toting torches and pitchforks? I invited them in because from a distance I thought they were a giant birthday cake and utensils. We are all friends now so it's cool. Happy birthday to me, happy unbirthday to you, somebody buy me a drink with a candle and no spit in it.
Keep going for the video I've been watching all day (thanks, Nathan!).