Well Hello There: Colorful Sexy Lady Leg Tables

July 6, 2015


These are the BFF Console Tables designed by Vick Vanlian and inspired by the styles of Jeff Koons and Takashi Murakami. They're little tables with colorful sexy lady legs and high heels. They cost $5,000 though, making it infinitely cheaper to steal the legs off a mannequin at J.C. Penney and build your own. I assume the back of the table mounts to a wall, or the table fall sover every time you try to open the drawer. That would be a pretty serious design flaw. Have you ever licked the leg of a table before? I have. I have also licked spray cheese off the floor beneath my desk. "Hardwood?" SHAG RUG. "You're nasty." I'm a real sicko.

Keep going for a couple more shots.




Thanks to CrackedGlass, who you should not drink out of.

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