Note: This isn't the whole graphic, click HERE to see the whole thing in high-res or hit the jump to see it in the same resolution as the shot above and hurt your eyes.
This is a super questionable infographic ranking 30 different fictional weapons based on badassness. I disagree with pretty much the whole thing. As a matter of fact, I disagree with it so much I'm ANGRY about it. They didn't even include half the weapons they should have, and the ones they did are completely out of order. I just yelled at a coworker for no reason. Now he's crying. See? This is what happens when people make irresponsible infographics.
Keep going for a low-res version of the whole thing, then leave a comment about how ridiculous it all is. How is Beatrix's sword from Kill Bill only 35% badass when Jason's machete is 50%?! I'M GETTING ANGRY AGAIN.
Thanks to Mark, who made the infographic or at least had something to do with it and should probably apologize to my coworker Anthony right now.