Twinkle Tush: A Jeweled Butt Cover For Your Cat

July 15, 2015


Dare you to make that picture your desktop background.

Because the world is rapidly coming to an end, this is Twinkle Tush, a bejeweled butthole cover for cats (previously: this dog version). Twinkle Tushes cost $6 and any remaining dignity you and your cat may have. Listen -- I hate looking at pet asses as much as the next guy who makes his dog wear shorts, but I'm not sure how I feel about this besides queasy. Besides, isn't it going to get crap on it? Could you imagine catching a glimpse of yourself in the mirror while you're standing over the bathroom sink washing cat shit off a piece of butthole jewelry? That is rock bottom.

Keep going for a video, complete with Twinkle Tush music jingle because I'm leaving the planet tonight, goodbye.

Thanks to Lydia, who reminded me why I'm going to get a fish tank instead of a cat.

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