Brothers Jeff and Ron Dontknowtheirlastname have exchanged this same Peanuts birthday card for over 40 years. It's amazing in all that time it was never burnt up in a house fire. I've averaging like three house fires a year now. I'm starting to think someone is trying to kill me. "You pass out with the stove on." I'm my own worst enemy.
Thanks to becca b, who hasn't been exchanging anything with her siblings her whole life except dirty looks and backhanded compliments. Classic.