OctoCupcakes: Plastic Tentacle Cupcake Toppers

July 10, 2015


These are the acrylic tentacle cupcake toppers sold by Etsy store ThickandThinDesigns. They come in green and purple, are reusable, and available in 6-packs ($10) and 12-packs ($15). It's kind of weird seeing one sticking out the top of what is clearly a red velvet cupcake though. What I would have done is made some blue icing then spread it on top all textured to look like ocean waves. But what do I know? I'm just a man who runs a very successful party planning business. Here's my card. "It says you're also a clown and balloon twister?" I sure am, let me twist you something real quick. *frantic twisting* Well? "It's a giant penis and balls." Heck yeah, those things f***ing KILL at bachelorette parties.

Keep going for a couple more shots.




Thanks to Jody, who is holding out for 3D tentacle cupcake toppers. Try saying that three time fast! I'm kidding, just tell me you love me.

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