Magical Non-Stick Additive Helps Prevent Food Waste

July 6, 2015


LiquiGlide may sound like something you'd find next to the condoms at the drug store, but it's actually a non-stick additive designed to make products pour more smoothly, with little to no waste at the end. No word how much mayo they wasted during testing, but in my mind there's 6-foot submarine sandwich just out of frame. LiquiGlide isn't a specific coating though, it's actually a chemical additive that can be modified to various viscous liquids to help them flow easier regardless of what container they're in. So that mayo actually has LiquiGlide in it. God willing, it won't make mayo taste like Miracle Whip because Miracle Whip is disgusting. Unless you like it, in which case I just have bad taste buds. I don't know, I'm not really sure how I feel about lube additives in my condiments anyways. I remember the first time I tasted lube. It made my teeth so slippery I kept biting my tongue. That was the end of sexy time.

Keep going for the mayo test video, as well as another one with peanut butter, paint and toothpaste. Also, is LiquiGlide basically a diarrhea additive or what? Is it not just going to blast through your guts like a race car?

Thanks to Alli, who's willing to let that last teaspoon of mayo go.

  • shashi

    Dammit GW stop testing the proletariat with your scaremongering. FOXnews already filled its quota for deranged paranoiacs

  • TyDurd

    GW, where did you get that LiquiGlide "... isn't a specific coating though, it's actually a chemical additive that can be modified to various viscous liquids to help them flow easier regardless of what container they're in."??

  • TyDurd

    From the video, I gathered that a textured surface receives a chemical binder coating for a "liquid" to stick to, and the product rides on that liquid's surface. In the case of food, he was saying that the textured solid and "liquid" can be made using ingredients from the product the container is holding.
    I didn't hear or read anywhere that things were being added to the food itself, even on their website.

  • Wiley

    um... isn't this just a piggy back to the the latest "liquidphobic" everything that we've already seen plenty of? Like how they market waterproof phones and spray for clothing etc. It's just a different application. I don't trust any of these yet and certainly would rather squeeze for the rest of my toothpaste than get some freak cancer/health issue.

  • bishopx

    No, it's not.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Am I the only one that sees a better use for this? Coat the inside of the ol' Bung Hole, and BAM! Never spend another penny on toilet paper!

    You're WELCOME. *Sits back and waits for royalty checks to start pouring in*

  • shashi

    Stop reading my mind

  • timeiskey

    the anus is one of the fastest ways to absorb things into the bloodstream. It is only second to a direct injection.

    Probably a bad idea, also the last part of your colon absorbs water from the shit. So it cant do that if you do this. might be a good thing

  • da1nonlysage

    Or you can just damage your sphincter for free

    hint, wink**

  • Fuckin, nope. Dude seems plenty smart, but you can't tell me the only ingredients in peanut butter LiquiGlide is more peanut butter. Make the bottle more slick or hydrophobic or whatever, but adding shit to the thing I'm eating is not worth it for the 2% I lose in the bottle.

  • bishopx

    Because clearly you, as some random person on the internet, knows enough to make an intelligent criticism of it.

  • My intelligent criticisms are the shit, dude.

  • bishopx

    I get it, you have no idea what you're talking about; you don't have to keep reinforcing that fact.

  • Oh, I don't know a THING about food additives for sure, I'm happy to reinforce that. I just wouldn't put this shit in my mouth.

  • shashi

    GW screwed up in thinking there is an additive in the food. There isn't! GW dun goofed or is maybe pitting us against each other in some kind of online hunger games.

    Nice try GW. Your move!

  • MustacheHam

    A dream that's about to come true. 8D

  • Daniel Anderson

    I shall find a way for it to help preserve my strive to be a wizard.

  • Just what we need, another chemical added to food products to solve a problem that doesn't really need fixing, which will inevitable lead to more problems because its ANOTHER FUCKING CHEMICAL IN FOOD, and will likely cause all manner of disease and cancer.

    Maybe they can bring back Olestra while theyre at it...

  • WronglyRabbit

    Because there are no chemicals in food, o wait, food is only chemicals.

  • Bubbubsky

    Autism rates will now increase tenfold more.

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