KFC's Chizza, A Pizza With Fried Chicken For The Crust

July 13, 2015

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This is the Chizza available from KFC in the Philippines. It's called a Chizza because....actually I'm not sure why it's called a Chizza. "It's the combination of chicken and pizza." WELL I'LL BE DAMNED. You are a smart cookie. Jk jk, you are those little hexagonal crackers that come with seafood soup. "Oyster crackers." Okay maybe you really are a smart cookie. The Chizza is a fried chicken breast covered with marinara sauce, melted cheese, pepperoni, pineapple and green pepper. One reviewer described the Chizza as "surprisingly good." Wait -- how is that a SURPRISE? You heard 'pizza with fried chicken crust' and thought it was going to be bad? Who are you? I'm not even sure you should be allowed to eat things and talk about them.

Keep going for a commercial for the Chickza. Pizken?

Thanks to Bear, who I'm impressed can type with those giant paws.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Yep I would.

  • shashi

    I just Chizzed on my copy of "I Will Survive"

  • ProphetFlume

    Sorry, society, I'd eat this. It looks like something I would go out of my way to pay money for and ingest. It reminds me of those Lunchables pizzas that came with the packet of Tombstone sauce you spread with the multi-tool, Ikea-esque flat red stick whose purpose was limited only by your imagination. It even has pineapples! Shit was fucking made for me.

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  • Clampity

    Mabuhayyyyyyyyyy

  • Alex Nguyen

    I'm not closed minded or overweight, I'd try it before I knock it.

  • MustacheHam

    You have the spirit of the foodie, but you must venture carefully on such a path. Some items are best tried once, again...it might be rather dangerous. Venture well fellow foodie.

  • Alex Nguyen

    I wanted to try, not gorge.

  • palpable ovaltine

    Okay, the fried chicken with pizza skin was fine (mostly because it's just chicken parmesan), but this configuration does not work.

  • shashi

    Agreed but this is basically chicken parm. Given it is a much less classy, fast food version (with alleged pizza toppings and no pasghetti) but the concept is there; fried chicken topped with marinara and mozzarella (probably not real motz). Its plagiarism i tells ya GODDAM RAZY LACIST PLAGARISION

  • Wow, that looks just awful.
    And why didn't they guy in the commercial have a heart attack after eating so many of them?

  • TheQiwiMan

    Would not eat.

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