This is the Chizza available from KFC in the Philippines. It's called a Chizza because....actually I'm not sure why it's called a Chizza. "It's the combination of chicken and pizza." WELL I'LL BE DAMNED. You are a smart cookie. Jk jk, you are those little hexagonal crackers that come with seafood soup. "Oyster crackers." Okay maybe you really are a smart cookie. The Chizza is a fried chicken breast covered with marinara sauce, melted cheese, pepperoni, pineapple and green pepper. One reviewer described the Chizza as "surprisingly good." Wait -- how is that a SURPRISE? You heard 'pizza with fried chicken crust' and thought it was going to be bad? Who are you? I'm not even sure you should be allowed to eat things and talk about them.
Keep going for a commercial for the Chickza. Pizken?
Thanks to Bear, who I'm impressed can type with those giant paws.