This is a 360-degree pannable video (after the jump -- use the controls in the top left of the screen) showing what it would look like if you could see all the asteroids in the sky simultaneously. What would it look like? AWESOME. It reminds me of the little shooting stars I see whenever I stand up off the shitter too quick. One thing is for certain -- kids would definitely spend more time gazing at the night sky instead of rubbing each other in the backseats of cars at Makeout Point if the sky always looked like this. The sky doesn't look like this though, so teen pregnancy.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to hairless, who told me he's ridden on the back of an asteroid before and said it was the experience of a lifetime, which I would believe if it actually happened AND YOU WEREN'T JUST LYING STRAIGHT TO MY TITS.