I Was Going To Eat Those: Disintegrating Bags Of Chips With A Massive Car Stereo System

July 27, 2015

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This is a video of a Chevy Tahoe with a custom audio system consisting of four 18-inch woofers, pumping 30,000-watts of bass to disintegrate multiple bags of chips. Mostly Lays, but I saw at least one snack size bag of Doritos in there. I want to stick my hand in that hole and see what it feels like. Would it rattle my fingernails off? What if I stuck my head in there. Would it break my eardrums? Would it kill me? Would it make me smarter? Would it make me handsomer? I'm willing to take the risk.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks again to Barnaby, who was tired of hearing anyways.

  • The Chadwick

    People still spend money on this shit! Lolz jokes on you.

  • shashi

    Damn i feel i've come full circle (http://geekologie.com/2011/... )

    maybe i should grow up and move onto a more mature blog about current affairs and geopolitics oooooooooooooooooor https://youtu.be/dtNugAOuki8

    BRING ME A CRAYON!!

  • Ellie
  • Bad Boy Bubby

    This guy just feeds a bag of chips to his SUV?!....that's not how it works fat ass you need to feed it gasoline in order for it to go vroom vroom

  • Cup-O-Jesus

    "Well there were these things called “dinosaurs”, and when they died they turned into oil, and that’s what your car uses for food." - Cyril Figgis

  • Bad Boy Bubby

    Well played sir

  • Andrew Williams

    If only the brown note was a thing...

  • GeneralDisorder

    There's a guy named Chris Bowman who has 6 15 inch subwoofers in his Suburban and it's named the Brownnote. Other than that, no. The only way to ensure someone loses bowel control because of sound is to liquefy their internal organs.

  • Because, sometimes, it's not enough to simply listen to your music, when instead you could force it on everyone within a few hundred feet. Maybe it's just because I live around a bunch of inconsiderate people who blair there shit at 3am, but I really wish this was both illegal and enforced.

  • da1nonlysage

    Live in the Bronx? I know the feels

  • Cup-O-Jesus

    I usta live in Queens in the 80's and it wasn't any different back then, other than they were driving black Monte Carlo SS with red trim. (didn't know how to pluralize that so...) OH YEAH and they all had that six-tone car alarm that would ALSO blare at 3 am. "Memories..." LOL

  • Ollie Williams

    As is the intelligence I'd expect from someone who would put this in their vehicle, he has a poor understanding on what the words "molecule" and "vaporized" mean.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Kinda looks like a video of a car that has explosive diarrhea.

  • anamilajon
  • shashi

    What an interesting way to come out.

  • Cup-O-Jesus

    (Hank Hill voice) Oh. My. GOD! Whut the HECK?
    Bobby TURN THAT DOWN!

  • Gene Kaufman

    b-but midrange...

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