Giant Shredding Machine Destroys Whole Engine Blocks

July 10, 2015

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This is a video of a Hammel Red Giant Car Shredder eating a bunch of engine blocks (previously: a shredder eating a whole car before crunching on a bunch of engine blocks for dessert). Do you know how tough engine blocks are? You can't bend them with your hands, I can tell you that. "Speak for yourself." The Hulk, ladies and gentlemen! I'm glad you're here, can you get the top off this jelly for me? "HULK SMASH!" No! No smash -- just twist! "HULK SMASH!" Dammit Hulk, you're like an unruly child. I don't know what the Avengers see in you.

Keep going for a video that will undoubtedly give that 'Will It Blend' guy a boner.

Thanks to Linc, who double-dog dared me to stick my arm in there. Make it a triple and you've got yourself a deal.

  • Ellie
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  • Damon Sherman

    My brain cannot process the amount of torque and horsepower that machine is capable of. Just seeing an engine block torn apart like a tin can is kind of hard for me to swallow.

  • Brock

    It was so white before the greasy carnage.

  • iofo61

    Piston popping pulverization!

  • Jan Bergström

    Please don't imagine putting your little wiener in the machine.

  • Bubbubsky

    I know that it totally violates the 8th Amendment, but I would delight in lining up members of ISIS, that racist scumbag who shot up the church, and plenty of other criminal filth and force-marching them, one-by-one, into that thing's maw.

  • o0THX11380o

    Thats something ISIS would do, you sound like ISIS.

  • timeiskey

    thats terrible. you are a potential murderer

  • iofo61

    Just arrange to have "contractors" do it off U.S. soil in some other country's jurisdiction while conducting "investigations" so that the Constitution does not apply.

  • I know I shouldn't agree with you, but I do.

  • Andyman7714

    Imagine what it would do to a walnut.

  • JJtoob

    Or what it might do to the dog chasing the cat chasing the squirrel that was chasing the walnut that went in the machine.

  • Jenness

    Probably nothing, the walnut is small and would fall through the cracks. All HAIL the IMPERVIOUS WALNUT!

    But seriously - terrifying machine.

  • Andyman7714

    Okay...a really, really big walnut.

  • Octo
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