These are the Magic: The Gathering Of The Juggalos cards created by BigCartel shop SawFan666. You can buy a set for $6, or not buy a set and put that six dollars towards something else. Flowers for your significant other, perhaps? Jk jk, fast food. A rock solid quote from the creator:
I HAVE BEEN GETING ALOT OF COMPLAINTS ABOT THESE CARDS NOT BEIN GOOD ENOGH 2 ACTUALY USE IN AGAME OF MAGIC HEY LITEN UP NERDS THESE ARNT MENT 2 B PLAYED WITH THEY R A FUNNY ART JOKE!!! MAKES A GREAT GIFT 4 THE LOS AND LETTES IN YR LIVES
Sometimes I wish I wrote Geekologie in all caps. Actually, I ALWAYS wish that. See even just that one word made me feel GOOD INSIDE. God, I just want to LET LOOSE. "Don't do it, GW!" I'M TRYING REALLY F***ING HARD NOT TO.
Thanks to my buddy C-Nasty, who is so disgusting it's sick I seriously can't believe he's a real person or that we ever became friends plus he always does this thing where he pushes his tongue through the gap of a missing tooth and it's so gross. We need to break up.