Custom Juggalo Inspired Magic The Gathering Cards

July 17, 2015

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These are the Magic: The Gathering Of The Juggalos cards created by BigCartel shop SawFan666. You can buy a set for $6, or not buy a set and put that six dollars towards something else. Flowers for your significant other, perhaps? Jk jk, fast food. A rock solid quote from the creator:

I HAVE BEEN GETING ALOT OF COMPLAINTS ABOT THESE CARDS NOT BEIN GOOD ENOGH 2 ACTUALY USE IN AGAME OF MAGIC HEY LITEN UP NERDS THESE ARNT MENT 2 B PLAYED WITH THEY R A FUNNY ART JOKE!!! MAKES A GREAT GIFT 4 THE LOS AND LETTES IN YR LIVES

Sometimes I wish I wrote Geekologie in all caps. Actually, I ALWAYS wish that. See even just that one word made me feel GOOD INSIDE. God, I just want to LET LOOSE. "Don't do it, GW!" I'M TRYING REALLY F***ING HARD NOT TO.

Thanks to my buddy C-Nasty, who is so disgusting it's sick I seriously can't believe he's a real person or that we ever became friends plus he always does this thing where he pushes his tongue through the gap of a missing tooth and it's so gross. We need to break up.

  • Anti clown media. Isn't this highly prejudice, not to mention unfair?

  • Kelly

    I feel like those cards smell bad...

  • Damon Sherman

    I wonder how much alcohol it takes to fight off the few lucid moments of self-awareness the members of ICP have to occasionally experience?

    "Oh god, I'm in a shitty clown themed band with a legion of moronic fans that peaked in middle-school?"

  • GeneralDisorder

    Those guys are in it for money and there's plenty of irresponsible adults who go to their shows (some of which have boobs and are unashamed to show them off).

    Fame and money are fame and money no matter how you get it. If you want those things you may have to do something embarrassing and cater to people who were born when you were dropping out of high school or whatever those guys did when they were in their late teens and early 20s.

  • Meh

    Terrible cards but then again, magic looks wack nowadays anyway.

    The old sets were gorgeous though, before the whole starwars layout ruining.

  • I'm just gonna post here and say that we all support this and are big fans, lest we end up getting hatchet murder threats from the family.

  • Forblat

    Please don't ever post anything like this again please

  • Leland_Gaunt

    Woop woop.

  • Ollie Williams

    Jesus christ. Insane Clown Posse is still relevant? As in, people still listen to them? Also, no casting cost on the cards, and the "artist" comments sound like someone who I would expect to like the band.

  • dougfunnay

    seriously these cards suck
    "whenever neden godess attacks...."
    "when hatchet randal attacks...."
    how the hell is it going to attack it has no attack or defense
    it wasnt a great idea and the follow through is completely half assed

  • Doug Eldridge

    That's pretty much the essence of Juggalos.

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