This is a time-lapse of Italian sculptor Valeriano Fatica carving a dragon's head out of a watermelon. I also included a couple pictures of some of Valeriano's even more impressive work after the jump, including an unbelieveable Joker face, chimp and dog. Plus a video of him carving Cthulhu out of a potato. Obviously, if you ever need something carved out of a melon, Valeriano is the man to talk to. If you ever need anything broken with a hammer or just yelled at for no reason? Here, take my card. "This says, 'Be discreet and meet me in the bathroom.'" You can't deny our connection.
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Thanks to WWWW, whose parents may have named them with a line drawing instead of actual letters.